Posts by Rebecca Blakey

An Apocalypse (just for kicks)

Our vows have been long since forgotten, and she has exhausted her patience. Through shearing and tainting and scarring she continued to provide. With increasing frequency…

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Ketchup, Global Warming, and Why I Love Heists.

I am ketchup. I was first produced en masse by the Heinz Company in 1875. They wanted to make bland American food taste more delicious. I…

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