Dave Ng is a scientist, not a political scientist, and doesn’t actually know too much about the candidates, but decides to review them anyway (Third: Elizabeth May)

ELIZABETH MAY: Ooh oh – I know this one: Something to do with the colour green. That’s right. Wasn’t she in Anne of Green Gables? “Oh Elizabeth May, I do believe that your frock is on backwards, which is not the impression of civility one wants to make in Cape Breton.” (or something like that). This is important, because I can’t remember if she was one of the nice ones in the show, or the girl who was basically a real bitch. That would make a big difference in whether I’d support her or not. Anyway, I’m a big fan of historical dramas which is great because at least someone will talk like they’re from a Jane Austen movie during the national debate.

So what do you think of the Green Party candidate?

(Other reviews: Stephen Harper | Stéphane Dion | Elizabeth May)

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David (@ng_dave) is Faculty at the Michael Smith Labs. His writing has appeared in places such as McSweeney's, The Walrus, and boingboing.net. He plans on using Terry as another place to highlight the mostly science-y links he appreciates. In fact, if you liked this one, you might also like his main site generally - this can be found at popperfont.net.